What are the upfronts for, if not for cocktail receptions, long lines, and a chance to see stand-up comedians roast the industry you’ve dedicated your life to? At this year’s upfronts presentations, the comedians tapped to impress advertisers didn’t hold back. Seth MacFarlane kicked off the week with a musical number at NBCUniversal, Jamie Foxx cracked jokes hosting Fox’s upfront, and late-night show hosts like Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel delivered onstage stand-up sets. We rounded up some of our favorite punchlines from the week below. On AI: “I also know that many of you are worried that AI is going to take your jobs, but I don’t think it will. I don’t believe a computer, even the most powerful computer in the world, will ever be able to do what you do. And you know why? Because no computer wants to do what you do. Your jobs suck. Every year our audience gets smaller, and we tell you it’s bigger, and we want more for less, and it’s exhausting, I know. We are annoying and unreasonable, and you have shitty jobs because of it.”—Kimmel On executives at rival companies: “[Netflix’s] got 10,000 shows on the platform, but it ain’t where you want to write your checks ’cause you will find, yeah, that Love is Blind—but alas, folks, so are their execs.”—MacFarlane “[NBCU Chairman of Global Advertising and Partnerships] Mark Marshall claimed yesterday [that] his network has amassed the greatest collection of content that has ever been assembled by one media company. I guess Mark has never heard of Pornhub. Although based on the expression on his face, I feel like he has.”—Kimmel Continue reading here.—KS, JS, AM |